Meetings are like a hamster wheel. They're constantly spinning, but going nowhere. Welcome to the Hamster Wheel of Meetings, where meetings come to rest, and then start all over again.
Meetings here are like tiny hamsters running on a wheel, trying to get somewhere, but stuck in an endless cycle of pointless discussions and redundant ideas. You'll find meetings about meetings, and meetings to discuss why meetings are a problem. It's a never-ending cycle of tedium and futility.
But don't worry! Our hamsters are friendly and welcoming. You can join in, and contribute to the wheel. Maybe you'll even find a way to escape, but probably not.
Explore the Hamster Wheel: